Cook the Frog

While I was surfing the interwebs today I came across a video of Glenn Beck pretending to throw a frog in boiling water. Now it may have been a joke, but when The Great Frog Overlords come and see this video I don't think they'll take to kindly as the rest of us. The last thing I want to do is anger Hypnotoad, who just happens to be a good friend of the Overlords. So as a sacrificial offering you can throw Glenn Beck in a pot of boiling water. With three exciting yells of terror.